1. I haven’t made a “real” homecooked meal since he’s been gone.
Honestly, I have lived off salads, sandwiches, and snacks. I need real dinners back in this house, STAT.
2. I’ve Watched All The Bad TV the World Currently Has to Offer.
including everything on demand for:
- MTV
- Food Network
- HGTV
- David Tutera
- Lifetime movies
3. I’ve eaten 4 Boxes of Wheat Thins and two large bags of Chex Mix in 4 Weeks. On My Own.
Does this really need qualification? I know I was “carbo loading”…but this girl needs motivation to cook more real food, stat.
4. Our Pets Are Bored With Me
Let’s face it…Zach is more fun than I am for our furballs. And he’s home all day with them for work. The pets are pretty much protesting me right now.
5. I considered yesterday a success because I only had 1.5 desserts.
Yes. This dessert was one serving, and I didn’t quite finish it…but I polished it off with some Hershey’s drops. And I only didn’t finish it because I think I am wearing out even MY sweet tooth . . . that takes skill.
6. I may or may not have skipped more showers than I care to admit with him gone…
Shower post run yesterday? NAHH — I’m only going grocery and birthday shopping. Nobody will notice if I stink.
7. On that same note…I may have accidentally forgotten to shave while he was gone…
No picture needed for that one. TMI yet guys?
8. Left over Halloween Candy is going to start showing up and I have no restraint without someone to hold me accountable.
Refer to number 5.
9. I’m starting to cuddle with pillows to go to sleep, and that just gets weird.
I sleep a lot better when Zach is around. . .primarily fall asleep easier. These pillows just aint doing the trick.
10. I miss his face, plain and simple.
Question of the Afternoon: Last embarrassing TV show/movie you watched.
Chocolate Covered Race Medals 
Great post; you had me laughing out loud!
haha — thanks! That was the hope ;)…but unfortunately it is all true.
Lol you’re too cute/too funny! I think this is why people need a companion- whether it’s a best friend, life partner, etc. We do funny things when we don’t have them around…at least I do.
Suggestion: You may want to address #6 before he comes home 😉
Last embarrassing TV show: Drop Dead Diva on Lifetime…
LOL — I did address it yesterday, and continue to address it this week. That was honestly the first time I’d even been in shorts…and I was scared myself. Had to do something about it.
This is an awesome post and SO FUNNY!!!!! Haha!!!!! I love all your confessions, these are something everyone has gone through!!!:):)
haha thank you! It’s always good to know I’m not alone 😉
I think you know I’m addicted to Vampire Diaries and The Originals. Teen vampire dramas!
Glad you didn’t post the no-shave pic, I don’t want to see your mustache!
OK – so I had an EMBARRASSINGLY loud laugh when I read that final line there. I have a feeling my coworkers are a wee bit confused…
Haha, gotta keep em guessing!
😀 I love this!
We all do these things…
I watch strictly come dancing (I think it is dancing with the stars in the US) when no one is looking 😉
That is one show that I never got into — probably because I never watched it in fear that I would get addicted…
I am secretly a dance show addict…I would probably watch all if them I I was left alone…but luckily I would have to own up so I don’t! 🙂
LOL — one of the many reasons we’re better off with partners 😉
Yes! Definitely 😉
I generally snuggle up to a pillow when my guy’s away. Though after a few days I love having the bed to myself! Oh, to be a sailor chefs girlfriend!
I did like it for the first few nights…especially considering I had just run my half and my legs were SORE. They needed to stretch out!
I think this is the cutest post ever!
-Elise @ 9toFit.com
Awwe thanks hun! I appreciate that!
Haha! This is me when my hubby is out of town, too!
I’m so glad people aren’t grossed out by me 😉
Bahahaha, that’s awesome with the Wheat Thins and Check Mix! I love it. As for embarrassing movie or TV show I’ve watch? I’m not sure on that one. I don’t have cable so really only turn my TV on for prime time viewing or my tried and true favorites. However, I recently went through a spurt of watching “The Only Way is Essex” on Hulu. It’s awful but wonderful at the same time. I actually have a post I’ve written about that but never published. Maybe I’ll get around to that soon. 🙂
You so should!
I’ll work on that in the next week or so. I want to refine it because it’s more of an opinion and random post as opposed to daily workouts. I just want it to be slightly funny and not boring. 🙂
Awww that’s adorable! Last embarrassing TV show? Maybe this one reality show on Netflix about Repo workers. It’s one of those shows that’s hard to believe they made into a TV program. I’ve also been watching that Duggars show 19 kids (or however many it is these days) and Counting.
haha — thanks lady!